As Cool as a Cucumber: Road Rage is Impossible In These Cars

What's your most shocking road rage story? Did you get into a fight in the middle of the road? Did someone throw a milkshake out of the window towards the offending driver? Believe it or not, these things happen. Road rage is real and although it shouldn't be as ordinary as it is, we're all familiar with it. We would rather not be familiar with it, though. So, why don't we all find a way to relax while we drive? Maybe driving one of the following vehicles would help.

Mercedes-Benz AMG GLS 63

photo by Alexandre Prevot

If the sheer power and elegance of this large yet sleek SUV aren't enough to make you feel like you're in control of your emotions, there's also a full line of safety features to make you feel safe. Airbags from head to knee (because you don't need toe airbags) are included. If you need to sneak away from the annoying driver behind you, you'll be able to do it easily with your 577 horsepower, 5.5 liter engine.

Perhaps the best rage-prohibiting feature is Mercedes' "Distronic Plus" distance pacing system. It essentially slows and accelerates the car for you, being able to sense vehicles up to 200 meters ahead. Although, you should always keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel.

The GLS has plenty of room for all but the tallest of drivers and passengers in all three of its rows of seating; and it's very comfy.

Chevrolet Corvette

photo by Tuner Tom

There's never been anything that's really like the Corvette, has there? It's closest competitor might be the Mustang GT but current-year models have diverged enough that they're not really comparable. You'll have to go abroad to find something that's really similar to the Corvette,which makes it a one-of-a-kind American sports car.

Maybe the coolest features of the corvette are in its exterior design. It just seems to glide along the road like a Stingray moves through water, not making too much of a scene until you punch the gas, releasing the roar of 455 horses (605 in the case of the Z06).

However, the Corvette isn't only notable because for being the coolest-looking sports car on the road. It also has highly impressive fuel economy, at 29 mpg on the highway. Moreover, it's comfortable and stylish on the inside.

Tesla Model 3

photo by Mario Ortiz

Just being lucky enough to order one of these should make you too happy to be enraged, no matter how badly drivers are mistreating you. Teslas are making a name for themselves by offering everything: gas-free operation, autopilot, great safety ratings, power, 200-mile+ range, seating, technology and now, affordability. The Model 3 costs under $40,000. This car is phenomenal. It's an absolute game changer. That's why you're hopeless if you don't know how lucky you are, as a human in the 21st century, when you drive one. Stay cool, drivers.

Need quotes for your next vehicle? Get them online. It's much easier than visiting dealers. Click here for free online quotes from any local dealers you choose.